Road Rage Ribbons

I hate any driver who is not myself. Period.

To me, it seems like all drivers who do not drive like me, suck at driving! Now, I am not talking about my friends or family of course; just people in which I do not...fancy. Usually when I come upon a fit of rage, I mutter a few cuss words under my breath or visualize myself slashing their tires. Yet there are always those chosen few that, for some reason, just tick me off more than your average bear.
Examples (to name a few):
1) People who find joy in "joy"-riding in the left lane of the highway.
2) ANYBODY who is in or who finds a better parking space than myself.
3)People who run red lights.
4)People who leave on turning signals.
5)People who cut me and/or anybody else off.
6)People who drive way too fast!
7)People who park in one TWO parking spaces.

Whenever one of these, lucky, individuals come about, everyone around can expect to be extremely annoyed! I truly am sorry if you are one of these, said, individuals, because if you are, chances are that everyone hates you just as much as I do.

I don't know why I decided to write this blog; perhaps because on the way home tonight, I spoke choice words to about 3 billion people; perhaps because I am tired of people acting like they got their license yesterday; maybe even perhaps because I really had nothing do at 12:25 A.M. Whatever the case, nobody likes people who can't drive. So if you are one of these people who do in fact drive everybody around you COMPLETELY BONKERS, please, for your sake, change the way you act in, around, and away from your car. You will be a lot happier, and so will your new found friends.